Ice, Ice, Baby

I talked to a woman yesterday who told me about the current proliferation of poop-scooping services that are available to dog owners who don't like to get anywhere near their pet's foul turds. These companies come to your house and remove the poop from your yard. And you pay for it! I'm sure there are people who, wanting to get the most removal for their money, probably wait until the logs are piled so high they could be mistaken for a cabin.

For the more conservative poop-phobics out there, there is a product that lets you spray liquefied gas onto your dog's biological processees until it reaches -62 degrees Fahrenheit and resembles a snowy sausage which you can then pick up easily and throw away. And no worries, environment lovers - the can doesn't utilize CFC propellants and won't deplete the ozone layer! Woohoo!

Of course, if you're really concerned about the planet, you could avoid adding another can to the landfill continent, and, you know, JUST PICK THE POOP UP WITHOUT SPRAYING IT WITH ANYTHING.

Just a suggestion.

(Notice how poop is so distasteful even to look at, it has been Photoshopped out of the product photo.)

Poop Freeze