Scat Man Arthur

(If reading about fecal issues offends you, stop reading now).

Arthur has always had this really odd habit of walking around when he's trying to poop. He assumes the four-paws-together, and then, maintaining that position, tiptoes around the parking strip until he's done. It's very funny, but not at all practical. Or so I thought.

Today I made Arthur stay in one spot, and he promptly pooped right on the fluff on the back of his legs. That's right. The walking around apparently prevents this sort of unseemliness, and I was foolish enough to try to alter the course of natural events. Boy, did I feel dumb.

Anyway, this picture is NOT from today's incident. I do have some standards.